March 2012
42 posts
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
February 2012
37 posts
1 tag
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
I don't care which sexuality my child is. They can...
buttduchess:
commanderinqueef:
send me your nudes
Watchpre10tious:
never forget
Watch
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Watchwwiao:
aww you guys i found my journal from grade 2
Watchgothbaby:
stupidgaydumb:
my friend was bored at art class and she took this video of the teacher and used some special fx app omfg
why am i crying
Cop: This is going to sound so awkotaco but we recovered your daghter's corpse
favoritepanties:
When you wake up, and you’re like:
and when you get into the shower, and it’s like:
and then you walk downstairs, and it’s all like:
and you have your breakfast, and you’re just like:
then you walk out the door and your ride isn’t there, so you’re all:
and you call you friend, and they’re all:
and you finally just go back to bed thinking:
unfreshing:
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
Disney Executive 1: Should we make a new movie?
Disney Executive 2: No, everyone loves 3D with all their heart and souls so instead of making new movies lets just re-release every movie we've ever made in 3D.
Disney Executive 1: That sounds like a great idea *Wipes his ass with a stack of money*
Disney Executive 2: Thanks *Tears a stack of 100 dollar bills in half*
No Fap February.... I QUIT
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.