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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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Basically tumblr is a suicide hotline where nobody picks up

Christians: 0Atheists: 0Bill Cosby: 1

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Bill Cosby: 1

me: wow ur teeth are like stars!
hobo: thank you!
me: so yellow and distant from each other
hobo cries and i walk away in my long fur coat while get out (leave) by jojo plays
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this is perfect

me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you