ha that's funny

>Walk in to macdonalds
>Tall, Stern looking black guy at counter
>Ask for a girls happy meal with Twilight toy
>Guy is silent for a while
>Suddenly his mouth twitches
>Burst out laughing hysterically
>Tells me they dont have MLP toys
>I forgot I lived in england
>Pockets start rumble
Oh god
>I ran to make it to the front door but alas could not make it
>My pockets explode, spaghetti shooting in all directions
>Fills up entire macdonalds in 10 seconds flat
>8 dead.

cosmo tip #168

expertcosmotips:

during sex, stare directly in his eyes with one eye while the other is looking away.

patrickstumpsfacialexpressions:

so close

lightbuld:

idk about you but i for one have been judging amish people since i was a toddler

swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:

me taking a picture of my pancakes

then me taking a picture of my pancakes as i fell down the stairs because i wasn’t paying attention because i was taking a picture of my pancakes

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

seyeder:

so i win right

teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
 *high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"

nyeeeeaaaah:

Non-Americans mad at America for not knowing every issue in the world

Also known as hating outside of the club when you can’t even get in

wwiao:

i wish i was on a reality show id be so good on it id faint, slap someone, and say “i didn’t come here to make friends” every episode

Welcome to Ha That's Funny!